Tag Archives: love

The Sweetest Thing.

I would really love to get home and see this on my bed, unless I crashed out and woke up in a melted, chocolatey, sugary mess. But generally it would be quite wonderful.

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I Heart Cloud

I took this photo whilst on my way to Spain. I just thought it looked like a heart. Nice eh?


As a blonde, I love this joke.

I found this joke whilst stumbling and thought it was most amusing. I found it here but it may not have originated from there.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is – why would you bother to borrow $5,000?” The blonde replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?